Happy Puppy Vintage Computers

All-inclusive food processor from Cuisinart surpasses all other brands with the speed, multiple-performance and precision that has made Cuisinart the internationally-acclaimed brand of choice for gourmet chefs. Powerful 1,000 watt motor starts with touchpad control operation. Pulses or kneads dough with a simple press of a button. Two interchangeable discs, plus two interchangeable blades, let you select the precise prep function. Slicing disc adjusts from 1 to 6mm; shredding disc operates in forward and reverse to grate fine or medium; large and small chopping/mixing blades have secure BladeLock system to safely pour from bowls with blades in place. Cuisinart makes it easy to add ingredients with its Supreme wide-mouth feeding tube and cover. The three bowl sizes are 14-cup , 11-cup and 4 1/2-cup. The 14-cup has measurement markings while the other two bowls have max fill lines. Exclusive SealTight system allows maximum bowl capacity, clean processing and pouring without leaking. Includes accessory storage case with lock, spatula, "How-to" DVD, plus instructional booklet and recipes.

One of ZZ Top's great gifts is its concision; even in the side-long-jam era of the '70s, the Texans almost always fit 10 cuts on their albums. Surveying two decades of their output, Greatest Hits isn't the perfect overview you might expect, but it's still a pretty darn good driving album. The disc goes easy on the pre-Deguello stuff surveyed on their earlier best-of, and seems to digitally boost the drums on tracks like the 1975 "Tush." Still, later cuts like "I'm Bad, I'm Nationwide" and "My Head's in Mississippi" are full-on triumphs of this trio's very weird, very blues-drenched sensibility. --Rickey Wright

ZZ TOP GREATEST HITS

All products are BRAND NEW and factory sealed. Fast shipping and 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed.

The BEST of the WORST is here! This discogrophy includes the Legendary calls to Red at the Tube Bar, plus calls to Freddy, the Stagg Bar, Crazy Psycos, Naked Ape and much more!This collection includes: * The most vile and insulting threats from Red at the Tube Bar, the worst of Tom, Judy, Stagg Bar, The crazy Psychos, Froggy, Naked Ape and a bunch of no good Rummies, Drunks and Bums!* This all time classic collection includes over 1 hour of 99 of the WORST and most VILE prank phone calls ever recorded on one CD. If you heard the Tube Bar Calls or if you're new to these classics this collection is a must have for all comedy fans!Long before there were the Jerky Boys, or anyone else, we were making and recording prank phone calls. If you lived in Jersey City or the surrounding area and were brave enough to pick up a phone in any of the smelly and noisy gin mills that existed every twenty feet, we probably prank called you!Over the years, we have been immitated in one form or another, from The Simpsons, or blurbs on MTV, to movies like Red and Porky's ("Is Mike Hunt there?"), to mentions and samplings on numerous rock and heavy metal albums. Our calls have even been featured on "The Howard Stern show" on a regular basis.This product is manufactured on demand using CD-R recordable media. Amazon.com's standard return policy will apply.

Once Upon a Time in China The first of a popular series (six in all) starring the charismatic and athletically adept Jet Li. Li plays legendary folk hero Wong Fei Hong, a late 19th century southern Chinese healer and kung fu master. The story begins with Western powers (American, British, and French) encroaching on the city of Canton. Wong is asked by the Black Flag army to safeguard the town by creating his own militia of kung fu experts. His assistants include the butcher "Porky" (Kent Cheng), a Chinese-American named Bucktooth So (Jacky Cheung), and his westernized "Auntie" Yee (Rosamund Kwan), a non-blood-related childhood friend for whom he holds a special affection. But the Westerners aren't the only problem in Canton. The Sha Ho gang terrorizes local businesses and has begun dealing with the Americans in exporting Chinese for slave labor and prostitution. A down-on-his-luck kung fu master named Iron Vest Yim (Yan Yee Kwan) has decided he needs to defeat Wong to open a school and Leung Fu (Jackie Chan contemporary Yuen Biao), a traveling opera troupe groupie, just keeps getting in the way. This epic martial-arts film showcases Li's amazing fighting and acrobatic skills and established Tsui Hark as a top-notch action film director. The final fight scene between Wong and Yim entails a dizzying orchestration of kicks and punches while teeter-tottering on ladders. --Shannon Gee Once Upon a Time in China 2 Actor and martial arts maestro Jet Li and iconoclastic director Tsui Hark revisit historical China and legendary folk hero Wong Fei Hung in the second installment to the wildly popular Once Upon a Time in China film series (or better yet, "serials"). The main players include Li as Wong Fei Hung, Rosamund Kwan as his beloved but Westernized Auntie 13, and their clumsy sidekick Foon (Max Mok). China is in a period of political unrest. Dr. Sun Yat Sen is beginning to gain momentum behind his Nationalist party. A Qing minister (played with intensity by skilled fighter Donnie Yen) firmly carries out his job as police enforcer and a crazed cult called the White Lotus Sect has decided to take matters into their own hands by bullying citizens and destroying everything foreign. Wong and his crew find themselves at odds with the minister and the Sect, who have more in common than they initially let on. It all leads to some high-octane action scenes, including an all-out table-stacking and airborne brawl with the Sect (in which Wong uncharacteristically goes a little berserk himself) and a one-on-one matchup between Li and Yen. Tsui juggles the multilayered plot while Li juggles his opponents in a perfectly serviceable epic that is perhaps not as significant as the first Once Upon a Time in China but is solid kung fu nourishment for fans. --Shannon Gee Once Upon a Time in China 3 Set in the era when China was just beginning to establish relations with Europe, Once upon a Time in China 3 is a mixture of politics, intrigue, broad comedy, and kung fu action. Charismatic Jet Li stars once again as Wong Fei-hung, a legendary Chinese hero who is a doctor, a pacifist, and an amazingly skilled martial artist. Like many Hong Kong films, this movie has a woefully complicated plot: in summary, a kung fu competition not only sparks a bitter rivalry between different martial arts associations, it also becomes the linchpin in an assassination plot. But this leaves out Wong Fei-hung's increasingly romantic relationship with his aunt (played by Rosamund Kwan), the rehabilitation of one of the villain's henchmen, and the introduction of a steam engine to a Chinese factory, among other subplots! Once upon a Time in China 3 is not the strongest in the series--the subtitling is unusually clumsy, the editing is rough, the plot is confusing, and the melodrama is more crudely played than in the other films--but there's still a clear, raw authority to the storytelling that is a hallmark of director-producer Hark Tsui (Peking Opera Blues, Green Snake). Though it seems to have been made in a rush, Once upon a Time in China 3 will still reward devotees of Hong Kong films, and the frequent and wild fight scenes will appeal to action fans. --Bret Fetzer

Three adventures featuring Wong Fei Hung, legendary Cantonese martial arts master and folk hero of turn of the century China.Genre: Foreign Film - ChineseRating: RRelease Date: 17-SEP-2002Media Type: DVD

The product of collaboration between Gerber and survival expert Bear Grylls, the Survival Series Fire Starter is a must-have for scouting, camping, and hiking expeditions. Small and compact, this fire starter offers years of use. Watertight construction keeps tinder safe and dry, so when you need it, you can trust that it's ready to use.Survival Series Fire StarterAt a Glance:Compact fire starter with ferrocerium rod and metal strikerWaterproof storage compartment keeps tinder dry Lanyard cord with integrated emergency whistle holds pieces together Lightweight and portable kit is less than 5 inches long Includes Bear Grylls' Priorities of Survival pocket guide and land to air rescue and SOS instructionsStart fires when and where you need them with this ferrocerium rod and metal striker. View larger.The Fire Starter features a waterproof storage compartment to keep tinder dry. View larger.Bear Grylls and Gerber Team UpThe Fire Starter is part of the Gerber Bear Grylls Survival Series of gear. This collaboration brings together Gerber's 70+ years of knife and gear expertise with Bear Grylls's extensive outdoor survival and adventure experience to create a one-of-a-kind line of knives, tools, and gear.From spending time in the British SAS, to scaling Mount Everest, Bear knows what it takes to be a survivor in extreme situations and multiple environments. Now he brings that knowledge to the creation of a range of items that help you make the most of your outdoor adventures.Get a Fire Going Quickly and SafelyThe Fire Starter contains everything you need to get a fire going--simply pull the unit apart. It features a ferrocerium rod and a metal striker, as well as a waterproof storage compartment to keep tinder dry.A lanyard keeps each piece of the product secure while it's open, and has an integrated emergency whistle for quick access when you need it.Bear Grylls' Pocket Survival GuideLightweight Design for Easy PortabilityMeasuring 4-4/5 inches when closed, with a weight of 2-3/5 ounces, the Fire Starter fits neatly into a backpack or gear bag. It is a self-contained, waterproof unit that can be easily converted into a fire-starting kit by pulling the two ends apart.Includes Bear Grylls' Pocket Survival GuideThis tool comes with land to air rescue instructions and BearGrylls' informative Priorities of Survival pocket guide, loaded with survival basics designed to help keep you alive until you can be rescued or rescue yourself.What's in the BoxFire starter kit with starter, rod, and lanyard, and pocket survival guide.From the highest peaks of the Himalayas, to the rainforests of South America, if world renowned outdoorsman Bear Grylls is on an adventure you can be sure he's equipped with the most durable outdoor gear Gerber has to offer.

Set of two PCB boards to build the FULL version of the legendary Soldano SLO 100 Super Lead Overdrive 100W/50W all tube guitar amplifier. This set of boards allows you to build DUAL Equalizer version of SLO 100 (separate BASS, MIDDLE and TREBLE controls for CLEAN and OVERDRIVE channels) or the regular, original ONE-EQ version. Also, it's already incorporates such popular mods as Elevated heaters and DC heaters for first two preamp tubes! HUMLESS OPERATION GUARANTEED!!! As an additional feature you will get LED indication of the selected channel. Professionally manufactured and electronically tested at a russian military factory. This is a very high quality boards with thick and heavy traces (board is 2mm thick and the copper foil thickness is 70 mkm)! Every value of each component and it's number is silkscreened on the board according to the SLO 100 schematics. Package includes: -Main Board -PSU board(Power Supply Unit) -Full version of the schematics(required to build the amplifier) -Schematics PLEASE READ!!! Bellow from here ONLY EXAMPLES how it's gonna look when You build it! (NOTE: NO TUBE SOCKETS, NO TUBES or ANY ONBOARD COMPONENTS INCLUDED!!! ONLY PCB BOARDS!!!):

For Naturally Gorgeous NailsSystem Includes:Purple Buffing Pad - Buff lightly over the bed of the nail to smooth ridges and clean stains.Lavender Shaping Pad - File your nails to the desired shape.Extra Gentle Cuticle Minimizer (0.50 oz Tube) - For Hard, Ragged or Dry Cuticles. This uniquely formulated gel gently softens and moisturizes hard, ragged or dried cuticles. Can be used as a integral part of a manicure or as a daily cuticle treatment.White Smoothing Pad - Rub gently over the edges of the nail to smooth edges to a velvety finish.Grey Conditioning Pad - Buff lightly over the nail surface to condition and smooth the nails to a lustrous shine.Nail Rebuilding Protein (0.50 fl oz) For Soft, Peeling Nails. This revolutionary formula helps build up damaged nails, bonding and fortifying weak nail layers together. A perfect product to help damaged nails after removing wraps and acrylics.Clearly Noticeable Nail Thickener (0.50 fl oz) For Thin, Weak Nails. A clear-drying nail builder that instantly thickens weak, thin nails up to 50%. Helps thicken cracked, split, or peeling nails with vitamins and protein. Formulated for use over bare or polished nails to thicken and encourage growth.Nail Strengthener Cream (0.50 fl oz) For Healthier, Stronger Nails. Originally created to condition the hooves of million-dollar thoroughbred racehorses, this legendary formula helps nails grow healthier and stronger while resisting splits, peels and breaks. May be use over nail polish.Cuticle PusherCarrying CaseBarielle is against animal testing.Questions? 1-800-790-8884Made in the USAIngredients:Extra Gentle Cuticle Minimizer: Aqua, Hydroxyethylcellulose, Allantoin, Panthenol, Trisodium EDTA, Polysorbate 20, Phenoxyethanol (and) Methylparaben (and) Ethylparaben (and) Butylparaben (and) Propylparaben (and) Isobutylparaben, DMDM Hydantoin, Sodium Hydroixde, Tocopheryl Acetate, ParfumNail Rebuilding Protein: Ethyl Acetate

Wake up your skin with this lightweight cleansing balm. This quick and easy rinse-off cleansing balm, no muslin cloth needed, is the perfect addition to the legendary Eve Lom Cleanser. Inspired by the original, the Morning Time Cleanser has been created as a daily essential, formulated to help your skin look and feel soft, youthful and radiant. Created for those who already love the original, the Morning Time Cleansing Balm is quick and easy to use, and comes in a 125ml tube, great for travelling! How To Use: Warm a small amount of cleanser between hands and use circular movements to massage into dry skin. Leave the cleanser on the skin for two minutes and then rinse off with water. Use daily, preferably in the morning alongside the original Eve Lom Cleanser in the evening.

Barielle Everyday 4 Piece Nail, Hand & Foot Treatment System. Includes Total Foot Care Cream 2 Oz. in jar, Hand & Body Exfoliating Lotion 4 Oz. in tube with flip top, Nail Strengthener Cream 1 Oz. jar, & Cuticle Replenisher with Mango Butter .50 Oz. Total Foot Care Cream is a two-time Allure "Best of Beauty" award winning, luxurious, conditioning formula that softens calluses while healing chapped areas of the foot. Contains no harsh peeling ingredients, acids or camphor, so it will never irritate the sensitive areas of your skin. It leaves your entire foot feeling soft & silky. Nail Strengthener Cream originally created to condition the hooves of million dollar thoroughbred racehorses, this legendary formula helps nails grow healthier and stronger while resisting splits, peels and breaks. May be used over nail color. Cuticle Replenisher with Mango Seed Butter is an intensive cuticle salve rescues cuticles and nails from everyday wear and tear. A petroleum free, clean lemon fresh salve makes your cuticles translucent and vibrant, promoting strong healthy nails. May also be used as a lip conditioner. Hand & Body Exfoliating Lotion is a unique lotion that will bring out the natural glow of your skin, Enriched oils and mango butter combined with the natural exfoliant will leave your skin smooth and silky to the touch.

Peavey ReValver HP modeling software includes 6 outstanding virtual models of some of Peaveys finest tube amplifiers and 30 incredible linkable sub modules that model stompbox and rack effect legends. For over 40 years, the name Peavey has been synonymous with amplifiers. The easily recognizable Peavey logo adorns many of the black meshed boxes youve seen stacked up behind some of your favorite musicians. With the number of computer-based musicians growing exponentially every year, Peavey decided it was time to introduce ReValver HP. Peavey went to great lengths to truly capture the sound of their vacuum tube amplifiers. After all, they know their way around producing top-notch real tube amps, so theres no way they were going to do a cut-rate job on this computer-generated collection of amp and effects models. Whether you are using ReValver HP as a standalone virtual amplifier, or with your favorite recording software, you can rest assured Peavey is providing you with the high-quality amplifier tone you expect from products with the Peavey name attached to them.

The CL 1B plug-in is based upon highly advanced component emulation technology, and brings the legendary analog sound of the CL 1B compressor/limiter to the Pro Tools platform.